Goldsmith and O' Mahony originally met in Tudor times when Roisin was working as a meade wench and Chiara was escaping a cheese consortium on her gondola.

They immediately hit it off and have been making comedy ever since in their giggle factory - in Palmers Green (just off the North Circular).

Roisin is big in India and Chiara has a fan base in Romania. They both only wear vintage rings and bangles.

They can be found on twitter, youtube, facebook, gmail, myspace, msn messenger, bebo though neither of them use the internet for moral reasons.

If you want to contact them you'll have to speak to their lawyer.